The iconic blue bird is growing up fast
The other media are no longer playing catch-up. They’re playing can-no-longer-see-ahead-thanks-to-Twitter’s-dust-cloud. Sorry, but your reluctance to have a Twitter account is now as quaint and as self-destructive as not having a website.
Yes, Twitter is a place for celebrities to waste time communicating nothing. That’s not the point. Twitter’s form is revolutionary. How revolutionary its content is is up to you.
Twitter’s business model is hard to discern, and although the company has a dopey if memorable name, it’s already rendered several ways of receiving information obsolete. Even Google searches can’t show instantaneous data, or couldn’t before they began incorporating Twitter results. It’s hard to imagine that it was less than a generation ago that the quickest way to communicate across the globe for negligible cost was to send a letter and wait weeks for a response. And even then, if you needed to share something brief, you wouldn’t bother: the time invested in looking up the address in your Rolodex, finding an envelope, driving to the post office and waiting in line to determine the proper postage to Angola wasn’t worth it.
We’ve reached our first manmade singularity here, where information flows in quantum packets at the speed of light, as God intended. Just ask James Buck, the University of California student who was detained by police in 2008 while he photographed protesters in Cairo. He managed to tweet “ARRESTED” before the police confiscated his phone. Buck had 48 followers at the time, enough to contact press organizations, the embassy, and the university (which hired a lawyer.) Buck was free the next day.
Twitter makes things obsolete in ways its founders likely never foresaw. For instance, the Trending Topics feature has meant the obituary of, of all things, the obituary section. If the Trending Topics include the names of famous people whom you haven’t thought about for years – Lynn Redgrave, Daryl Gates, Merlin Olsen – you almost don’t need to click beyond that to know they’re dead.
Twitter also eliminates reflection, for impulsive people who say things they end up regretting. Few tweeters ever bother to count to 10 before saying something dumb or questionable. The pro athletes who’ve apologized for tweeting without thinking will soon number in the billions.
Fortunately, you’re a business that has presumably put level heads in charge of updating your Twitter account. The sensitivity of timid sports fans notwithstanding, with the exception of military secrets it’s almost always better to get information out early than late. That’s especially true when what your company has to tweet about directly affects its and your livelihoods.
Say you’re going to have a booth among dozens of others at the International Conference of Aglet and Ferrule Manufacturers* in Des Moines. Your competitor is announcing it’ll be there too, but only by placing a notice on its website. You can instantly tweet your way into the heads of your followers – the people you and your competitor are fighting for the attention of – while your competitor is still selecting fonts and colors for a web banner that’ll be dated before it goes live.
With 100 million accountholders, people are carving out niches on Twitter you’d never have expected. You can’t merely assume that your size is enough to get your word out, either. Saying something compelling is vital. An online columnist/podcaster who was tending bar a decade ago and whose only commercial products are a couple of hardcover books has 15 times as many followers as the world’s largest tech corporation. That corporation in turn has 13 times as many followers as the world’s largest corporation, period, which apparently has little of note to communicate despite having a public image that could use some massaging. You’d be surprised whom your message will resonate with, and how quickly that message can go viral. The most obvious example of this is Justin Halpern, whose earthy quotes spawned a phenomenon that resulted in a book deal and talk of a TV series. He’s only one partially motivated person: you’re a company with an actual message.
On Twitter, it’s never enough to share for the sake of sharing. “OMG We just completed our 4Q financials!!! SO X-HAUSTED LOL” is not tweetworthy. Tweet what you’re promoting, when and where, and why and how it impacts your followers. For a generation raised to believe that obfuscating Corporate Speak is the lingua franca of business, and that getting to the point is somehow gauche, Twitter mercifully forces you to be concise. And if you’ve reached the point where you can no longer send an interoffice memo without referring to skill sets and actionable items, let Brand tweet it for you.
*The conference is fictional, the items are not: they’re the plastic thing on the end of a shoelace and the metal deal that holds the eraser on a pencil, respectively.